We bring to your attention a comic cool entertainer script for a festive concert in honor of March 8. This original script was written by Evelina Pizhenko. Thanks to the author for the wonderful script, talent and kindness.
HUMORIST SCENARIO OF THE CONFERANCE FOR TWO LEADERS FOR A CONCERT IN HONOR OF MARCH 8
Characters:
LEADING
HOST
LEADING. Good evening, dear friends! The holiday that has gathered us today in this hall is truly one of the most beloved and revered among us, in Russia.
LEADING. International Women's Day. Words that are pleasing to the female ear.
LEADING. And disturbing for a man's wallet.
LEADING. A time that for every woman is marked by joyful
looking forward to gifts...
LEADING. And for every man - a painful memory "what he gave last year, no matter how it happens again" ...
LEADING. A day when all women feel like ladies of the heart, and men feel like valiant knights...
LEADING. The day when everything is sold out in flower shops, to the last carnation ...
LEADING. And cellular networks can not cope with the delivery of congratulatory SMS ...
LEADING. The day when I want to say from this scene: happy holiday to you, dear women!
LEADING. Happy International Women's Day!
LEADING. And may even more songs be sung today in your honor, even more poems be written, even more toasts be pronounced!
LEADING. Happiness to us, smiles, tender words and long-awaited confessions!
LEADING. And this festive concert is also for you! (Announces concert number).
LEADING. March 8th, International Women's Day. Perhaps, we, women, do not look forward to any holiday with such impatience.
LEADING. With great impatience, only we, men, are waiting for another date.
LEADING. What is this? Wait, I'll try to guess. Twenty third of February?
LEADING. Not!
LEADING. New Year?
LEADING. Not!
LEADING. I think I figured it out! Fisherman's Day!
LEADING. Didn't guess!
LEADING. Well, that's it, I give up!
LEADING. With even greater impatience men expect... The ninth of March!
LEADING. Why? Wait... I'll try to guess again. Men are so looking forward to the ninth of March, because then their torment ends. After all, on the ninth of March it is no longer necessary to vacuum, wash dishes and bring coffee to bed. I'm right?
LEADING. You didn't guess again! (Shows to the hall) Just on the eighth of March, all women are so beautiful that their eyes run wide! And who wants to earn strabismus?
LEADING. Well, this is easy to avoid if you look only at one and only one ... And on our stage ... (Announces the number).
LEADING. But we, women, always look forward to the ninth of March with sadness.
LEADING. Now I will try to guess why. Well, first of all, all desires have already been fulfilled. Secondly, you need to go to work. .
LEADING. Didn't guess! Firstly, on the ninth of March, a huge mountain of unwashed dishes awaits in the kitchen. Secondly... yes, you need to go to work! And, thirdly ... There is still a whole year left until the next March 8th!
LEADING. But it will be only the ninth. And today is your holiday, dear women! And the next number of our program ... (Announces the number).
LEADING. You know, I still don't understand. Why are men so afraid of the eighth of March?
LEADING. Well, let's start with the fact that the eighth of March is a holiday that women themselves came up with. Well, and women, if they come up with something, it is clearly not in our favor.
LEADING. Why? It seems to me that men have benefited no less from this holiday.
LEADING. Which one?
LEADING. Another reason to be gallant, courteous, caring, generous, courageous ...
LEADING. Well, we have to be courageous much more often than once a year. As they say, the twenty-third of February has not yet disappeared! ..
LEADING. You still remember the second of August.
LEADING. And what a wonderful, truly masculine holiday.
(Full text in the full version of the script).
LEADING. The eighth of March is the day when all women are beautiful ...
LEADING. And the men are gallant and courteous.
LEADING. On this day, men want to do romantic deeds ...
LEADING. And for women - to listen to romantic congratulations and confessions.
LEADING. I want to do something with my own hands! .. For example, cook a festive dinner.
LEADING. (Smiling, he speaks as if to himself). But this is better not to…
(Full text of the dialogue in the full script)
LEADING. What do you think is the most desirable gift for a woman?
LEADING. Well, I don't know... (Pointingly). It depends on what she gave her man on February 23rd!
LEADING. Somehow I don't get the connection.
LEADING. Everything is very simple. If on February 23 a woman gives a deodorant to a man, then in return she wants to receive from him ...
LEADING. (Interrupts) Ring!
LEADING. No. In return, she wants to get ... also deodorant. Maximum toilet water.
LEADING. (Disappointed). Yes?! Well, well, but if a woman gives a man ... A razor?
Purpose: To promote the development of speech skills, the formation of a sense of beauty;
To promote self-realization of children;
To teach children to expressively and emotionally read poems, sing songs, ditties;
To give children the joy of participating in the event;
Develop children's creativity, memory.
The course of the holiday
Host 1: Good afternoon!
Host 2: Hello!
Presenter 1 : We are glad to welcome everyone present in this hall.
Host 2: Happy holiday,
Happy holiday,
Happy holiday,
wonderful, wonderful,
Happy holiday of affection,
Love and attention
Presenter 1: Woman is spring
The image is blooming and tender.
A woman is always
The world is radiant, boundless.
Leading: Dear women, girls! Accept from us an unusual bouquet of songs, dances and words of congratulations on this holiday.
musical number
Reader 1: Among the first days of spring
All over the earth, for all people
Spring and women are alike.
Host 2: Good luck to you, good health to you
And we wish you happiness.
And with a gentle holiday of spring
Congratulations!
musical number
Reader 1: Let the winter be full of excitement
Spring has come to us today.
We congratulate lovely ladies!
Reader 2: And of course,
We congratulate our girls
Reader 3: We congratulate you on Women's Day,
Let Spring always excite you.
Let your friends send greetings
May life give you joy
And let the flowers bloom for you!
Reader 4: Please accept our congratulations
On International Women's Day!
Let your mood be
Always blooming like a lilac
Reader 5: May your life be beautiful
And the children are always happy
Let your house be a full bowl!
Good luck, happiness and kindness!
musical number
1Reader: The month of March is a joyful, clear month.
Dear ladies, how beautiful you are!
2 reader: Tanya, Ira, Alena, Natasha -
Forget-me-nots, violets, daisies!
3 reader: Who is beautiful in dress, who is himself,
Most of the same beautiful soul!
4 reader: In each of you - a piece of the sun.
And now we say:
Everything: "We love you all very much!"
2 reader : Happy spring holiday!
3 reader: With joyful excitement
In this bright hour!
4 reader: Our dear ones,
Good, good!
Everything: congratulations!
musical number
1 Lead: March 8 is a holiday for all women. On this day, people all over the Earth congratulate women, regardless of age.
2 Lead: A woman is the keeper of the hearth and family happiness. With her kindness, tenderness and care, she instills in us her love for life, in difficult times she will always come to the rescue, give advice, set the path.
Reader: I believe that all women are beautiful -
And with your kindness and intelligence.
More fun if there is a holiday in the house
And fidelity when separation is in it.
Not their outfits and not the Roman profile -
We are conquered by the female soul
And her youth
And motherhood.
And gray hair when it's time.
And we men bow low
To all the women of my native country
Leading: The most beautiful word on earth is mother.
Leading: We want our mothers
Became even more beautiful!
To make everyone happy
Our mothers are dear!
Leading: And the best gift for them is our successes, our achievements, our smiles, our songs.
Song
1st leader.
Why spring comes in March
The snow is melting, hearts are beating harder?
Why is it hot in winter clothes
And the icicles are crying at the porch?
2nd leader.
Very simple - female smiles
They warm everything with their warmth,
Became International Women's Day.
3rd leader.
The sun touches very low
Kind faces, beautiful female eyes
And give strong hope
That everything will come true for you.
1st leader.
He brings beautiful flowers.
He fulfills old hopes
And the most cherished dreams.
He gives joy, happiness, inspiration,
Love and holiday spirit!
Leading: On behalf of the boys, we give our ladies three portions of giggles and smiles per kilogram.
It sounds like a ditty tune. Several boys of grades 1-2 come on stage. Perform ditties
Chastushki
Together:
We are ordinary guys
Look at us.
We have come to congratulate you.
1st soloist.
We are very quiet today
We do not rage, we do not play pranks!
We also understand
There is only one Women's Day!
2nd soloist.
Dad and I cooked dinner
Difficult to cook for the first time:
We broke three plates
And the compote ran away from us!
3rd soloist.
All day I tried so hard
Didn't look at the girls
Barely survived -
I wanted to pull the braid.
4th soloist.
My friend Vasin Kolya
Gave three gifts:
Haven't fought all day at school
The floor was swept and the soup was cooked.
5th soloist.
To get mom to work
The evil alarm clock did not wake up
I am to him tonight
Unscrewed three pieces
6th soloist.
They say we're bullies
You never believe.
In our class commanders,
There have always been girls!
7th soloist.
We promise girls
We won't let you get hurt.
If they offend you
We will always protect you.
Everything:
And we promise -
We will be the first in everything!
And now we congratulate
Happy Women's Day everyone!
Leading: And now let's make way for a joke -
We can't live without her
It's better with her in difficult times,
Why can't we joke?
"Three Girls"
Characters:
Host (better if it's a guy)
1st, 2nd, 3rd girls
Lead boy
Musical screensaver (can be taken from the movie "Pretty Woman"). Under it, one by one, three girls enter the stage: the 1st - in a Russian folk costume, the 2nd - in a red scarf, black leather jacket, and a strict skirt; 3rd - a modern girl in a mini, with a mobile phone in her hand.
Leading:
Once a miracle happened:
Three girls, who is from where,
Met each other
There was a big dispute.
1st girl:
I'm the best young lady!
Presenter:
One girl said. -
1st continues:
I am blush and white, blue-eyed and slim!
I’ll catch a horse at a gallop, I’ll boldly throw myself into a burning house,
I can mow, plow, sow, reap, plant flowers!
Poets admired me, painters admired me!
Any man will confirm:
Women's holiday - my holiday!
2nd girl:
No, comrades, wait! Rearrange your thoughts!
Is a woman valuable because she bends her back?
I can be an example for everyone: I am the leader of the pioneers,
Komsomol member, activist, sniper and parachutist.
I am well-read, athletic, very proactive!
As a builder of BAM, I declare to you directly:
A woman is always a fighter! My holiday. End of argument.
3rd girl:
Okay, aunties, hang up! Past centuries suck!
We are modern girls, you can be proud of us!
A girl should be fashionable, feel free!
Yes, I am the center of attention, an example to follow!
Hey you dark girls! Have you heard about abroad?
Do you know such a miracle? I'm on vacation in the Maldives!
I have been to many other places: in Turkey and Goa
I know how to drive a car, and I own a computer!
I have a stylish mobile phone,
The house has a trendy interior…
Everyone take my example!
Leading:
The argument would have gone on for a long time, but the man intervened here:
Man :
We love you all very much:
Activists, humble, others…
We love you, our beautiful ones,
Gentle, wise and dangerous!
We love fashionable, we love modest,
Energetic and free
Patient and obedient
OUR WOMEN WONDERFUL!
(everyone leaves to the background music)
Host: 1: International Women's Day is a difficult holiday! And it is not easy because it is not at all easy to choose the only, best gift for our mothers, grandmothers and sisters. Everything should be special on this day.
Performance of children from the junior level:
- What a gracious dad
So the whole day surprised us,
He called his mother charming,
Served her coffee in bed.
Around granny, mother's mother,
In the morning, carefully circled
And called her Ivanovna,
And he was in a hurry to serve in everything.
Courteously looked after all
And the guitar sang a romance,
Showed tricks with a handkerchief
And danced with me a waltz.
How sweet the house smells of roses,
I won't go to sleep anymore.
What a pity that the day is cheerful, pink
For dad only once a year!
2. Mom has a day off now -
Dad and I decided to give
In the kitchen only for her
They were not allowed to enter.
We had a lot to do
Worries and rigmarole:
Our soup ran away, the cake burned
And we haven't eaten all day!
- On this day a miracle happened
Mom doesn't even have words.
All dishes washed
The parquet shines with a mirror.
Oh yes Sasha, well, Sasha!
Do not believe your eyes:
He did his best,
He did everything around the house himself!
Miracles! - said my mother. -
I don't go for bread...
Only once a year!
musical number
Leading : Yes, today is a joyful and solemn day - a holiday for all women. Today the sun shines softer and brighter, people smile more often. And the most elegant and beautiful, charming and cute are, of course, our favorite women.
Leading: Dear women, we wish you:
Be happy in April and May
Today and tomorrow, and thousands of years!
Today, women hold the light,
Leading : let the spring holiday bring
Only joy, happiness, warmth.
Let all sorrows disappear
There will be no unnecessary quarrels in the house.
Let only joy be near
Always, always, always
Leading: We wish you happy, clear days.
More light and goodness.
Health, joy, success,
Peace, happiness and warmth!
Concert program: "I know that all women are beautiful!"
The motive sounds: “Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, you!” (Barbariki)
Hosts: 1-Grushevsky Maxim, 2-Chekushev Zhaslan
Presenter 1:
With the birth of beautiful women,
Stately, gentle, insanely beautiful!
With the birth of women, love, kindness,
Smiles, health and beauty!
Host 2:
With the birth of women, with the birth of spring
We wish you to be with fortune on "You",
Let March give you, even snowy,
Your smiles and flowers!
Presenter 1: Dear friends! We are starting our festive concert and want to sincerely congratulate all women on the holiday of spring, beauty and love! And where there is beauty and love, there is, of course, a woman, that's why we present this concert to you.
Kazakh national dance (Listopad Valentina 22 EP)
Host 2:
I really want to please
We have all the guests today.
And for them we have prepared
Lots of holiday stuff.
Presenter 1:
We wish, friends,
And at the end and at the beginning
So that you don't have a minute
We didn't get bored.
Host 2:
Something sad will seem to you,
Something that will make you cry
After all, our concert is called -
Host 1 and 2:
Both jokingly and seriously!
Host 2: To open our festive concert, we give the floor to the director _____________________________________________________________________________
Presenter 1:
Spring has come again and the birds are singing.
And I can't sit at home anymore.
And we all agree with the birds
When spring is around, it’s wonderful in the soul!
Host 2:
Warm up your sides under the spring sun,
Let the song put you in a great mood.
Song by S. Mikhailov "For the women of all" (student of group 23L M. Lavrentiev)
There is no more beautiful on earth, Russian women are known to everyone.
Though you go around the whole planet, you will not find more beautiful than ours.
They have, and become and shine, they have, and passion and chic
They know how to love so that the men hold on.
Chorus:
To all women, I raise my glass.
For women of all, I will easily give my life.
For all women, for our wives and mothers.
For the women of all, my boundless homeland.
They are desirable, abundant love,
Warm hearts, we love.
To all women, I raise my glass.
For women of all, I will easily give my life.
For all women, for our wives and mothers.
For the women of all, my boundless homeland.
To all women, I raise my glass.
2 times
For women of all, I will easily give my life.
For all women, for our wives and mothers.
For the women of all, my boundless homeland.
To all women, I raise my glass.
For women of all, I will easily give my life.
For all women, for our wives and mothers.
For the women of all, my boundless homeland.
For all women, for our wives and mothers.
For the women of all, my boundless homeland.
Presenter 1:
You know ... if you asked me: “What association does the word “spring” or “woman” evoke in you?, I would answer: the words “spring” and “woman” are inseparable for me. Say "spring", remember a woman. And if you say "woman", you will remember spring.
Host 2:
Yes Yes! Quite right. Women elevated the Spring Festival to their property and taught the whole world to reckon with it. The ritual of these March days is perfectly beautiful: everything is for a woman, everything is in her honor! And the inevitable solemn congratulations, and knightly gestures, and signs of attention.
Presenter 1:
By the way, Women's Day is celebrated in March only in our country, in other countries it is celebrated at a different time. For example, in England it is celebrated in April and is called Mother's Day.
Host 2:
Well, in our country, the holiday of our mothers is celebrated in early spring. And the best gift for them is our successes, our achievements, our smiles, our songs.
Presenter 1:
We want our mothers
Became even more beautiful!
To make everyone happy
Our mothers are dear!
Host 2:
Congratulations to the most beloved, relatives,
Happy Women's Day, happy day!
We wish them all health and happiness
On this beautiful and sunny day!
Song "Ana" (student 32 OP Serikgul)
Balgyn tatti tileginmenen
Kadam basyp ilgeri kelem
kunnin nura i saulesinen
Otken Cunnin Izderin Corem
Kushagyndy sagyndym Anam
Zhubatady zhanymdy san an
Kasietim korgan panam
Animmen de tabynam sagan
қ/sy
Atten-ay ow atten
Tagdyr netken katten
Zhadimdasyn manga
Ana degen atpen
Bobeginni koryp uykysyn
Kushagyna ap kunim deytinsin
Ertenimdi ardaim oilap
Aman bolsyn nurym deytinsin
Suragym kop omirge mynau
Janyndamyn konilde kyrau
Bakyt narin sezgen satterde
Kuat bergen senin de mynau
Presenter 1:
On the best day in the world
In the brightest hour
All children, all over the planet,
Congratulate moms now.
Song "Mom, always be by my side ..." (group 12 OP)
I kiss your hands, my dear
You are more tender than anyone in the world, I know for sure
You are not dearer in the world, you are in my heart
Hold me tight, I want to warm up!
Chorus:
Mom, always be with me!
Mom, don't be sad!
Do you hear, mother, always be with me!
Mom, I don't need more!
Mom, don't be sad!
And me for everything, Mom, I'm sorry!
Only you will always support and reassure
And you will hide me from envy and anger.
I love you - you are an angel, I live with you.
With gratitude, I kiss your hands.
Chorus:
Poems:
Light in the window, we are together
It's light in my heart.
Mommy dear, how warm it is with you!
I pray at night that you live
So that you are healthy, mommy!
My mother gave me life
More than anything in the world, I love you!
Chorus:
Song "Mom's heart" (A. Sukolenova 12 OP)
All my brightest dreams
Rainbows, stars, legends and temples
Were reflected in a mirror
In the clear eyes of my mother
You brought me by the hand into the world
Gently pushed her hand a little
And on my way the sun lit
What is called love
You taught me to distinguish
Evil from good under any clothes
And start every morning
With faith, love and hope
In my thoughts I always come to you
Turning to you again for advice
Let me wander in the dark sometimes
You show me the way to the light
Mom's heart - crystal bowl
Forever anxiety and affection, anxiety and affection is full
Mom's heart is beating faster and faster
How to make it never break
Mom's heart
Mom's heart
How can I save it?
Mom's heart - crystal bowl
Forever anxiety and affection, anxiety and affection is full
Mom's heart is beating faster and faster
How to make it never break
Host 2:
The eighth of March is a ringing day,
Drops, concerts, laughter,
March 8 - Women's Day
And a holiday for men for everyone!
Presenter 1:
And now let's make way for a joke
We can't live without her
It's better with her in difficult times,
Why don't we joke?
Students of 11, 21 "FH" groups perform with ditties
1.
Here are the blizzards,
The sun shines on the fence,
We would like ditties
Congratulations on this day!
2. Men on the eighth of March
- The women were congratulated.
And like good dogs
They wagged their tail.
3. We thought for three days
What would make you happy?
Do not leave to be sad
Don't be angry with us!
4. What is breakfast to serve in bed?
Surprise your wives!
But then they changed their minds:
Suddenly you mess them up
5. Buy you some bouquets?
Are there twenty-five roses in each?
But family budgets,
We must protect...
6.
Give you diamonds?
Gold jewelry?
But we're not to blame
We don't have that kind of money...
7. You are beautiful without gold,
Good so far!
Jewelry is in vain
We love you without them!
8. Can we cook dinner?
Prepare food for you?
Well, what if you get worse?
No matter how bad it is...
9. On a women's holiday, once a year,
I washed the pan
And then four days
They couldn't wash me.
10. I found a broom in the kitchen,
And swept the whole apartment,
But what's left of him
Three straws in total.
11. Can the floor be washed in the apartment?
And wash your underwear?
But today is a holiday in the world -
On holiday you need to relax!
12. Who can guide us?
How to break through thought blockage?
Well, how can we congratulate you?
We still don't know...
13. We will not break our heads,
Finger in the nose pulling!
We still love you alone
And we will give you MYSELF!!!
14. We sang ditties to you,
But we also want to say:
You always, everywhere and everywhere
Let's defend boldly!
Scene "For once or twice ..." (21F)
Host 2:
Alexander, I'm so glad that spring has come - it's time for love. And girls, women cannot live without love and without us. Today, ladies, men will talk to you all day about love.
Presenter 1:
But don't think that we love you only once a year. We love you 365, and sometimes 366 days a year. But only one day a year can talk about it in their own words.
Creed's song "The most, the most" (students 12 OP)
She liked coffee at lunchtime.
And in the morning her delicious omelet.
She loved to live without problems.
I was attracted by the beauty of the knees.
Work 24 hours.
And she achieves everything herself.
But she's as sly as a fox.
Her eyes attracted me.
Her lips seduced me.
I met her and froze.
I was seduced by her hands.
See you soon with your eyes.
Chorus
Oh God mom, mom - I'm going crazy.
Her smile, mom, her head is spinning.
Oh God mom, mom drunk without wine.
Her smile, mom is the most.
She danced with me until the morning.
That all the neighbors went crazy.
What will happen next in my head I draw.
I'm so attracted to her kisses.
Her lips seduced me.
I met her and froze.
I was seduced by her hands.
See you soon with your eyes.
Chorus.
Song of the Rose (Sergey Lavrentiev 23L)
On the path of the moon
I will go to the world of dreams
I will leave my heart to you
You know you can't fool your heart
My heart, my heart
Calls to you.
Look what roses
I give them to you, I give them to you
roses, roses,
Red roses
Remind me, remind me.
My eyes are blinded by tears
And how I've aged
My soul is full of you
My heart, my heart
Calls to you.
Look what roses
I give them to you, I give them to you
roses, roses,
Red roses
Remind me, remind me.
Look what roses
I give them to you, I give them to you
roses, roses,
Red roses
Remind me, remind me.
Host 2:
When I look from the stage into the hall,
I see in the twilight unsteady
And admiring eyes
And someone's kind smile.
March 8th, every time
On this wonderful spring holiday,
I want to congratulate you.
So mysterious and different.
Presenter 1:
Oh, women, I praise you, shy and moderately good, and excessively evil.
Host 2:
Sometimes true, and sometimes changeable, semi-magical and semi-earthly.
Presenter 1:
Women's beauty and charm have always inspired men to great deeds, daring!
Host 2: Yeah, strength has always conquered beauty. Alexander the Great said: "If I were a woman, I would conquer the whole world." But he did not conquer the world, because he was a man.
Presenter 1 :
And our women and girls, despite being busy with studies, at work and at home, manage to always be beautiful and conquer men.
Student (Rinat Baipakov 11F) reads a poem
"There are no ugly women!" -
I declare to other skeptics
In a woman, a man opens
Something that others don't see.
Time is gaining momentum
Like a motor on the runway:
There are no ugly women
Too bad not everyone is happy.
In the overflow of rainbows and dewdrops,
On the ground, under the blue sky
There are no ugly women
Among those who love and are loved!
Years! You have no power over a woman
And of course it's not a secret
For children, all mothers are beautiful,
So there are no ugly women!
Let the rains ring on the sidewalks
Let the snowflakes spin, teasing, -
I know: there are no old women,
If there are friends of their youth.
A woman forgets in grief
Draw your line of love:
There are no ugly women
You just need to see the beauty.
Host 2:
Our dear, beloved ladies, for us men you are always charming, but I think we can’t even imagine how much work and money it takes to keep ourselves in great shape. Therefore, the secrets of female beauty will be shared with you by your colleagues - women.
Two girls in white coats come out. (Katya Spivakova and Lyubov Ruchyova)
Miniature "Little tricks of female beauty".
EMPLOYEE 1: Hello. I am the head of the laboratory at the Institute of Beauty. And this is our lead employee. In our institute, we regularly monitor all the novelties of the cosmetology market. And this is what we came to the conclusion ... All these beauty products do not achieve the claimed effect.
EMPLOYEE 2: In short, "divorce" is all girls. We are being thrown!
EMPLOYEE 1: Ekaterina Igorevna, are you a scientist?!
EMPLOYEE 2: No, well, why are you leafing through these catalogs, buying a bunch of tubes. Yes, I could already buy myself three fur coats with the money that I spent on these bubbles.
EMPLOYEE 1: Calm down. We are not alone.
EMPLOYEE 2: In general, we have developed a set of EFFECTIVE means to maintain female beauty. Without any chemicals!
EMPLOYEE 1: And so, let's start. To avoid hair loss, mix shampoo and glue. Thanks to this shampoo, your head will always be clean, and your hair will be fixed forever.
WORKMAN 2: To make your eyes look bigger, wear glasses with the lenses facing backwards. Thanks to this, you can build eyes at a distance of up to 100 meters.
WORKER 1: If it seems to you that men do not pay attention to your chest, if possible, start hitting it with an ash broom - attention is guaranteed to you.
EMPLOYEE 2: If you suddenly find that you only have four packs out of eight packs, don't worry, you didn't even have two before.
EMPLOYEE 1: For a truly French manicure, do it against the backdrop of a poster with the Eiffel Tower and be sure to burr.
EMPLOYEE 2: Waxing used to be uncomfortable, now it's in the past, you just have to stand next to the fire. Bonfire - hit with fire on problems.
EMPLOYEE 1: To get rid of excess weight, it is not at all necessary to limit yourself in food, ask the chief accountant to limit your salary and you will have a wasp waist.
WORKMAN 2: If you don't have time to go to the solarium, walk with an unhealthy pale person and your skin color will sparkle in a new way.
EMPLOYEE 1: Lose 60 kg in one month will help you "Miracle" in a package of 20 kg. Carry the "Miracle" with you and the miracle will happen.
EMPLOYEE 2: If you have brittle nails and brittle teeth, a decoction of calcium will help you.
EMPLOYEE 1: So this set of tools will help you always be on top.
EMPLOYEE 2: And if not, use a ladder.
EMPLOYEE 1: Goodbye!
Bow. They leave.
Presenter 1:
Ah, lovely ladies. You never cease to amaze us not only with your charms, but also with your talents. And today, a dance group of girls from group 12 OP will delight us with their talents.
Flashmob "All around the world" (J. Biber)
Host 2: Dear girls, women! This is the end of our concert program.
Against the background of music according to the scenario of the holiday, verses sound. (reads Tatyana Baranova 22 OP)
No, in heaven they decided not by chance,
So that light pours from women's faces forever,
And for a long time the secret was revealed to me.
That there are no ugly women in the world!
They have an eternal earthly attraction.
Hearth family and native shelter:
In them our life is perpetual motion -
Wife and mother are the basis of all foundations.
Presenter 1:
No wonder even proud men
They tell each other for many years:
In everything, first look for a woman
- And then you will find the truth.
Host 2:
Any stupidity for you
Our ancestors did it easily
Because of your beautiful eyes
Madness is not uncommon among us.
Performance of the song Love and Dream (Rafkat Shafigulin 23L)
Walked with you
And there were two
there was a birch, oblique like our house
And in that house, there was our fireplace
He burned with fire, and he warmed our sleep
And love and sleep, I will find you
I will find, I will find, I will hug you tightly
hug tightly, hug tightly
And love and sleep, I will find you
I will find, I will find, I will hug you tightly
I will gently kiss, kiss you
hug tightly, hug tightly
Oh my love, happiness is that you are with me,
There was only a terrible dream and I saw you in it,
And for a moment I imagined how I can live without you
If I had not opened my eyes, I would have lost forever
And love and sleep, I will find you
I will find, I will find, I will hug you tightly
I will gently kiss, kiss you
hug tightly, hug tightly
And love and sleep, I will find you
I will find, I will find, I will hug you tightly
I will gently kiss, kiss you
hug tightly, hug tightly
And love and sleep, I will find you
I will find, I will find, I will hug you tightly
I will gently kiss, kiss you
hug tightly, hug tightly
And love and sleep, I will find you
I will find, I will find, I will hug you tightly
I will gently kiss, kiss you
hug tightly, hug tightly
Presenter 1:
Ah, women, all our glory
You submit yourself ...
Oh delightful right
Captivate us and drive us crazy.
Host 2:
They shine for us all our lives as a clear sun,
And, as the enthusiastic poet said.
Is it possible to live in the world without women?
You can't live in the world without women, no!
Presenter 1: Thanks to everyone who was with us tonight.
Host 2: Happy spring holiday, see you soon!
The song We wish happiness sounds (performed by guys from all groups)
1 Now a holiday has come to us - Women's Day,
Ringing spring drops,
We hasten to congratulate you and bring flowers.
In the past, cold and snowfall,
And every man is very happy
To fulfill all your dreams of your sweet woman.
Chorus. We wish you happiness,
Happiness tender and dear.
Let the sun shine on us
And everyone in the world will be loved.
We wish you happiness
And it should be like this:
When you are happy on your own
2 You made our life brighter,
And that makes my heart warmer.
We dedicate everything to you And .
And a glass of sparkling wine
We drink for dear women to the bottom,
And we lose our heads from your beauty.
Chorus. Same.
March 8 is the favorite holiday of many women. On this day, grandmothers, mothers, girlfriends, girls and girls receive wonderful congratulations and wishes, gifts, flowers and attention from relatives and friends. A great gift for women in the countryside will be a festive event in honor of the day of March 8. At this holiday, they will hear a lot of warm words addressed to them, take part in interesting competitions and cheer themselves up with interesting songs and a skit.
When conducting a festive program, it is worth remembering the importance of musical accompaniment. which will emphasize the cheerful atmosphere of the holiday. We present to your attention the script for the event dedicated to the holiday of March 8: "Oh, what women" for women in the village club with competitions.
Under a beautiful slow melody, the presenter enters the impromptu stage.
Leading:
March is beautiful with spring awakening,
The arrival of birds and the warm breeze,
And timid sunny touch,
That pours from the sky in a thin stream.
But most of all in spring it's wonderful
March 8 - bright Women's Day,
When in verse, prose or in song,
We hasten to congratulate women on the holiday.
Daughter, grandmother, spouse or mother
There are no more beautiful words!
We will congratulate them today
We wish you health and happiness again!
On this beautiful and exciting International Women's Day on March 8, women all over the country are waiting to hear the warmest and most tender words addressed to them. And they certainly deserve it! Who, if not a woman, cares about the comfort and health of her family and friends? It is generally accepted that a man is the head of a woman. Men were the first to invent a light bulb, built a sofa, hunted, feeding their family. But what was man's labor worth without fast and dexterous women's hands? Namely, women were the first to build a beautiful lampshade for a light bulb, weaved a cozy blanket for a sofa, and prepared a divine dinner from the caught game.
Women are magical! And I especially want to emphasize the significance and splendor of rural women. They wake up before everyone else and go to bed later than everyone else, and during this time they do a lot of things. Despite the fact that many life problems and difficulties fall on fragile shoulders, women not only skillfully cope with them, but at the same time remain affectionate and gentle creatures.
Today's holiday is dedicated to you, dear ladies, as a sign of our respect and love for the beautiful female sex. Funny contests and a festive lottery, kind words and congratulations are prepared for you. And at the beginning of our holiday, for magnificent women, a laudatory song will sound, which is called: “Ode to Women”.
Song: "Ode to Women"
(To the motive of the song of the group "Freestyle": "Oh, what a woman")
In a noisy hall we gathered
And a little worried
'Cause today is a good reason
They are sitting opposite us
Straight or in circulation
And with a smile they catch congratulations
Our women are dear
All are beautiful
How can they not sing dashing words!
Oh what women, what women
Golden!
Unearthly!
Like Cinderella spinning
Get up early in the morning
Not much will be changed.
Work goes fast
And worries are solved
Fatigue is unknown to them.
evoke admiration,
Words of enthusiastic praise
How industrious they all are!
Oh what women, what women
Golden!
Oh, what women, what women!
Unearthly!
Leading:
The holiday continues without boredom and hitches,
An interesting mini-quiz will help.
Dear women and all present in this hall. Let's take part in a quiz together with you and remember how many wonderful female names there are in the world. Our quiz will be called: "Women's names from A to Z."
Quiz "Women's names from A to Z".
- The name of the popular Russian singer Pugacheva. (Alla)
- What was the name of the leading lady Nadenka in the film "Irony of Fate or Enjoy Your Bath"? (Barbara).
- The name of the artist whose voice was voiced by the mother of Uncle Fyodor from the cartoon "Prostokvashino". (Valentine)
- What was the name of the girl who entered into a confrontation with the Snow Queen for the love of her named brother? (Gerda).
- The name of the first woman on earth (Eve).
- The name of the famous stewardess, about whom Vladimir Presnyakov sang. (Jeanne)
- She came ashore when the apple and pear trees were in bloom. (Katyusha)
- This is the name of a woman and the name of a delicate flower (Lily).
- This is the name of the woman and the name of the spring month. (Mayan)
- A fabulous old woman with a short name, nicknamed in the common people - "Bone Leg". (Yaga)
Leading:
Thank you all for your active participation in the quiz. And now I invite our dear women to participate in an interesting game: "Guess the recipe." Each participant chooses at random a piece of paper with a description of the products from which the dish is prepared. She must read the list of ingredients aloud and name the encrypted dish.
Game: Guess the recipe.
(The host walks around the women present with a tray on which the cards are laid out with the back side. The participants take turns standing up, reading out the recipe and guessing the dish).
Recipe example:
- Potatoes, cabbage, carrots, onions, salt, bay leaf, tomato paste. (Borsch)
- Peas, boiled sausage, potatoes, cucumbers, eggs, mayonnaise. (Salad "Olivier")
- Flour, eggs, sugar, salt, milk. (Pancakes)
- Flour, yeast, salt, sugar, cheese, sausage, mayonnaise, ketchup. (Pizza).
- Cabbage, rice, minced meat, salt, tomato paste. (stuffed cabbage)
- Potatoes, beets, carrots, pickles, peas, sauerkraut, sunflower oil. (Vinaigrette salad)
- Cottage cheese, eggs, semolina, salt, sugar, vanillin, sour cream. (Cottage cheese casserole)
- Flour, sugar, salt, eggs, baking powder, apples, vanillin. (Charlotte Pie)
- Potatoes, salt, milk, butter. (Mashed potatoes)
- Minced meat, eggs, onion, salt, breadcrumbs. (Cutlets).
Leading:
Oh, what hostesses, our women. I'm sure they cook just as well as they guess the recipes. To feed the family with a delicious breakfast and lunch, women have to spend half a day at the stove. During this time, they manage to redo a lot of important things. In , you can see for yourself.
Scene: "While I was making soup"
- Pot, frying pan, onion, potato, knife, board, rag, broom, school textbook, laundry basket (2-3 towels).
- On the improvised stage there is a table on which lies a board, an onion, a carrot, a knife, a rag. There is a frying pan and a saucepan on the makeshift stove. There is a broom near the table. The main character in an apron, sits at a table with a phone in her hands. It performs all the actions that the Author reads about.
While I was making soup
I decided to call my friends.
Holding the phone on her shoulder
I chatted about this and that.
I peeled potatoes, laughed,
The water in the pot is agitated...
Throwing potatoes, took onions,
When the daughter came from school.
Shouting from the threshold:
Daughter:
“Double, mom!
I couldn't solve the problem!
I can't do homework either!
Well, I'll help my daughter.
Called the roar to the table,
And, I threw salt into the pan.
She got her textbooks
I did some examples with her.
During this time, without deceit,
I drank valerian...
I threw two handfuls of cereals,
Chopped pork bones.
Gathering a briefcase and squeezing his nose
My daughter went to visit a friend.
I began to peel, cut onions
Having known all the hell of kitchen torments
(A woman cries from an onion, wiping herself with an apron).
Looking at the time, I was alarmed
My Burenka was not milked!
The fire in the stove is slightly removed,
I rushed to the shed.
Came back ten minutes later.
The broth boiled and smelled wonderful.
I started peeling carrots
When the mother-in-law suddenly called:
"Oh, Sveta, I'm dying fast,
Oh, everything hurts, but I don’t know what.
Back, leg or head
I don't understand myself...
Would you bring me some pills
I'm afraid I won't make it on my own."
Mother-in-law is bored, too lazy to go out
And calls, every single day.
But I can't leave her!
I had to put the soup aside...
So in an apron and ran.
Came back and continued.
I stand and pass the onion,
As I hear a small knock on the window.
Rain outside the window! Oh, there's underwear!
It still gets wet.
I quickly rushed to shoot,
Curse the weather with a downpour.
Ah, the vegetables in the pan.
They fried quickly, deftly.
Nearly burned out! No problem.
Hurry to the soup, hurry here!
I'll cut the dill and parsley,
To decorate the soup in the soup.
My husband will be home soon
And here the dishes top - a mountain.
I rinsed the plates
Then I swept the floors
Dust off the top of the cabinets.
That's it, the soup is finally ready.
Tired, sitting on a stool,
My husband comes, clear light.
Husband(slightly pissed off):
Hello dear, I'm here.
Better set the table.
I have worked in a day
That even taking off your shoes is too lazy ...
He took off his dirty boots,
After all, the hubby came home from work!
Patience, strength gained,
And miraculously, it didn't break.
Didn't give pretzels!
And smiled and soon
I sat down at the kitchen table,
And I fed my husband soup.
After all, he works, my bunny,
Oh, just me, who? Housewife!
End. The artist goes backstage.
Leading:
Oh, women, there are many songs, beautiful poems, Women's wisdom and beauty have been sung about in folk tales and folklore more than once. I invite all those present to participate in the competition program: "Proverbs about women."
I read the beginning of the proverb, and you must finish it.
Competition: "Proverbs about women"
- A woman is ... (riddle).
- Without a wife, a house is ... (sodom)
- Choose a wife not in a round dance, but in ... (garden).
- A wife is not a mitten ... (you can’t plug it into a belt).
- Women's custom - ... (to get ahead).
- Girlish thoughts ... (changeable).
- Where there is a woman, there is a market, where there are two ... (bazaar)
- A woman has seven Fridays ... (in a week).
- The husband is the head, and the wife is ... (the neck, wherever it wants, it turns there).
- A smart wife for a beggar is like ... (a bag, she will save everything).
Leading:
Thank you all for your active participation in the competition. Folk proverbs and sayings emphasize. How important is female wisdom and skill. Women are real magicians! They are capable of performing amazing miracles, and we can now see this with you. I invite dear ladies to take part in the game task: "Women's Magic". Each of the participants chooses one of the proposed paper flowers. The number is written on the flower. If the contestant completes the specified task, she receives a joke prize.
Game tasks: "Women's magic"
On paper flowers, numbers from 1 to 10 are indicated on the back side. The flowers are laid out on a tray. A woman comes out to participate in the competition, chooses a flower, calls a number. The facilitator reads out the task that the participant must complete.
1. Compliment men. Within a minute, a woman should say as many compliments as possible to the stronger sex.
“A woman can warm with a word, and hug with warmth. Prize for the completed task - a candle "
2. Get your hair done using clothespins instead of rubber bands and hairpins. This contest requires a volunteer to be shaped by the participant using clothespins.
“A woman can do three things out of nothing: a hairdo, a salad, and a scandal. Our participant did an excellent job. As the best hairdresser she gets a comb as a gift.
3. Blindfold feed a volunteer from a spoon. The competition needs a volunteer. The woman is blindfolded and given yogurt and a teaspoon in her hands. With her eyes closed, she must feed the volunteer.
“Even in cramped situations, a woman will not leave anyone hungry and will feed a delicious dinner. Prize for the completed task - napkins "
4. Get the stash. A lid with a slot is put on a glass jar with coins. For a certain time, the participant must knock out as many coins as possible from the "piggy bank".
“Women are amazing detectives. They are able to quickly and deftly find a stash hidden by their husband for a rainy day. As a gift - a magnifying glass "
5. Sing a ditty. The soundtrack of the song is turned on, the participant is given a piece of paper with words, and she artistically performs a ditty. Strengthening the effect, you can put a scarf on the singer.
Chastushka:
"We celebrate the holiday cheerfully,
And men are not up to sleep,
He cooks, cleans,
And the wife will be drunk!
We all wish you health
Joy and happiness
Better give us, dear
Sleep tomorrow!"
“For such funny ditties and a cheerful mood that she awarded all the participants, she gets a handkerchief as a gift. It is so necessary for the best chastushka in the world to perform a dance during a song.
6. Solve "healing" riddles. The facilitator reads the riddles, and the participant pronounces the answer:
- It will quickly cure a sore throat, tea with honey or ... (with raspberries).
- If the spouse has a fever, you need a fake ... (decoction).
- To get rid of a cold, you need legs ... (steam)
- A child fell, stuffed his chin, you need to wash the wound ... (with hydrogen peroxide).
- If the wound is scored and there is too much blood, you need ... (bandage and cotton wool) for dressing.
“Look, our women are not only excellent cooks, but also wonderful doctors. For our participant, a well-deserved prize is vitamins.”
7. Sweep the floor with your eyes closed. Several small items are scattered on the floor, such as buttons, cones, or crumpled paper. The participant is blindfolded and given into her hands. She has to clean up the garbage in a minute.
“With such a hostess, the house will always be cozy and clean. We give our participant one more cleaning equipment - a sponge for washing dishes.
8. Build an outfit. For the task you need a volunteer of the weaker sex. Several newspapers, adhesive tape and scissors are taken as material. The participant comes up with a “holiday outfit” from improvised means, in which she “dresses” a volunteer.
“What an amazing dress! Yes, a woman can come up with a beautiful and unusual image under any conditions. Our amazing dressmaker gets a set of needles as a gift”
9. Do the gypsy dance. A woman is given a large scarf or bell. A gypsy melody is played, to which the participant improvises in the dance.
“What a beautiful dance our participant performed. Let's give her a big round of applause! As a gift, as a talented "gypsy" she receives - game cards "
10. Compliments to myself. The participant is given accessories: Hat, beads, shawl. She puts on jewelry and, looking at the mirror, must admiringly and seriously say: “I am the most charming and attractive.” Repeat the phrase 3 times.
“Women must value and love themselves to be loved and appreciated by others. And our participant is awarded a small mirror as a prize. May she always remember her beauty and uniqueness.”
Leading: And finally, our holiday program, we want to say a few more warm words and wishes to our dear women.
Several men with attributes enter the stage. Each of them holds an object in their hands.
Man with a rake:
I wish the garden
Didn't cause much trouble.
So that the beetle does not sharpen the plant,
It rained moderately from the sky,
And the sun gave a ray from the sky,
May the harvest be rich!
Man with a broom:
So that work argues in the house,
You did not know the big troubles,
To help you with the hunt,
Your kids all year round!
man with newspaper:
So that husbands always appreciate
And did not spare the warmth,
And they were not lazy on the couch,
Giving you love and flowers.
(throws the newspaper behind his back, holding a flower in his hand).
man with a cup:
Let your house be a full bowl
And the guests are happy to come,
And, life in it is more beautiful every year,
Joy and comfort reigns in it!
Leading: Dear women. Congratulations on International Women's Day March 8! Be always healthy, cheerful and happy! And may your family appreciate and love you!
End of the holiday program.
You can end the solemn event with cheerful dances or a feast.
1 presenter
Hello lovely ladies!
Hello grandmothers and mothers!
Dear guests, hello!
We are glad to see you at the festival!
2 leading
Hello ladies and guests! Today we are pleased to welcome you to our concert dedicated to International Women's Day.
1 leader:
And throughout the festive concert we will be with you: _________________________________________________
2 leading:- AND _____________________________________________!
1 leader:
Winter suddenly melts with the last snowflake,
And the sun will melt the heavy ice
March comes to us, and spring comes
And the holiday gives us warmth and flowers!
2 leading:
Radiant sun, smile at us!
On the streets of our planet - spring!
Good for you! Smiles! Huge happiness!
And our warmest words.
We congratulate you on Women's Day!
Our concert is a gift for you! Getting started!
1 leader:
Celebrate the holiday with songs!
2 leading:
And these are not just words - this is the name of our first musical congratulations!
(The song "____________________" sounds)
Presenter 1:
I don't understand why this one day in the calendar is such an honor. What kind of holiday is this - the eighth of March?
Presenter 2: I'll start with the simplest. Look around! Look at the sky! Take a deep breath!
Presenter 1: Well, I looked .... Well, I looked... Well, I breathed... So what?
Presenter 2: Like what? Spring!
It smelled of March and spring, but winter held fast,
The number eight is not simple - a holiday comes to our homes.
All over the world, he gives women his smiles and flowers.
Drops are dripping loudly near our window,
The birds sang merrily - spring has come to us now!
Presenter 1: In spring, nature wakes up and blooms, as well as female beauty ... No wonder the words "spring", "nature", "beauty", "mother" are feminine.
Presenter 2: And now, the most beautiful, kind and wonderful, accept a gift ___ song or presentation _______________
(performance)
Presenter 2: Great congratulations for the beautiful half of our school!
Presenter 1:
We are eternally indebted to our mother, whose love accompanies us all our lives. We do not always appreciate the work of the mother, pay tribute to her, express love and gratitude. But nothing warms the soul of a mother like the kind words of a daughter or son.
Beautiful mothers, there are many of you in the world,
In the eyes you look openly and directly,
No matter how far the road calls us,
We are accompanied by beautiful mothers.
We rarely bring bouquets to mom,
But everyone upsets her so often.
And a good mother forgives all this,
A beautiful mother forgives all this.
Under the weight of worries, without bending, stubbornly
She does her duty patiently...
Each mother is beautiful in her own way,
She is beautiful with her mother's love.
She amuses us in childhood with a toy,
Sometimes we whisper something to her happily.
Someday, mom, you will become an old woman,
But you will still be the most beautiful.
Presenter 2: Dear mothers, accept this creative gift!
(performance)
Presenter 1: Do you remember the tale of Tsar Saltan?
Presenter 2: Of course, I remember her. But the characters in our fairy tale are different. Meet!
(Staging the scene "Three girls under the window")
Presenter 2: What do you think is nice for beautiful ladies to get on this holiday?
Presenter 1: I know! Flowers, sweets, gifts are different!
Presenter 2: This, of course, is very pleasant, but that's not all.
Presenter 1: I understood! The best gift for our beloved mothers, grandmothers, sisters is our smiles, our successes, our achievements in studies, music, dancing, sports.
Presenter 2: In this you are right! After all, if the children are doing well, then mother's eyes always glow with happiness and joy.
Presenter 1: accept a gift
(speech verse)
Presenter 2: By the way, amazing news, a new female sport has appeared: talking on the phone for a duration.
Presenter 1: I wonder what you can talk about for so long?
Presenter 2: How, don't you know that women cannot live without news: if there is none, they immediately invent them!
Presenter 1:. Yes, now I understand why sometimes a woman is easier to understand than to listen to! And if she is silent and does not mind, then she is sleeping.
Presenter 2: Yes, our women are businesslike, beautiful, successful, sociable!
Presenter 1: And their mothers, our grandmothers are faithful helpers!
Thank you grandmothers beyond words
For their care, kindness and affection,
For pies with potatoes and mushrooms
And for reading a bedtime story.
Presenter 2: Yes, they can be entrusted with the upbringing of the younger generation!
Presenter 1: Tell us about such an assistant ______________________. Meet with applause!
(It would seem - a simple word grandmother!
But how special does it sound!
In it - a ray of sunshine and a mountain of pancakes,
In it - sensitive attention and tenderness,
Smiles light, warmly loved hands!
Years go by, but still, as before,
You, grandmother, are my most faithful friend!
Thank you for your patience and care!
Health to you my dear!
For long and joyful years
I wish you great happiness!
(The poem "Grandma" performed by _____________________.)
Presenter 1: As you know, the world is ruled by men.
Presenter 2: And men are ruled by women.
Presenter 1: Well, of course, because women are too smart!
Presenter 2: Yes, women are the better half of humanity!
Presenter 1: In any case, the most beautiful half of him. For example, in our school, women teach, and treat, and clean, and guard, and check, and indicate, and suggest! And as soon as everything is in time!
Presenter 2: Today, not only older children, but also our first graders join the congratulations of the female half of the school!
Presenter 1:
Kids, come here!
That's the way it is! It's true!
The holiday must go on
Congratulations to our women!
(Poem ____________________________)
(The winter cold still ruffles,
The eighth is just a day of spring.
But with golden flowers
All the streets are already full.
Sunday is not an idle day
The boys have a hundred worries -
Spring first holiday
Walking down the street!
In a fluffy yellow dress
He entered every house
Figure eight on asphalt
The student takes out.
Number eight today
Love all others!
We congratulate you on the holiday
All dear women!)
Presenter 1:
I know that all women are beautiful...
And beauty and intelligence.
More fun if there is a holiday in the house,
And fidelity, if separation is in it.
Presenter 2:
Not their outfits and not a Roman profile -
We are conquered by the female soul.
And her youth. And motherhood
And gray hair when she came.
Presenter 1:
Spring has come, all living things around
Opens and blooms.
Congratulations! And let the sound drip
May it fill your soul with joy!
Presenter 2:
Happy March 8, happy spring! We wish you all
Lots of joy, friendship and light!
And let only good things be in fate,
So that the soul is warmed with happiness!
Presenter 1: Lovely women! Once again, we sincerely congratulate you on the holiday of spring, love and hope.
Presenter 2: Happiness to you, health, love and smiles. May your life be bright and joyful, like spring!
Together: Happy holiday!